pa eden z DA:
Obstajajo štirje prijatelji, ki vsak večer, že 30 let igrajo tarok. in
sicer vsakič pri enemu od treh, vendar nikoli pri četrtemu.
Pa ga majo nekoč dovolj, in mu zatežijo da hočejo enkrat k njemu na igro.
On stežka privoli in znajdejo se pri njemu. Kar naenkrat sredi igre v
kuhinjo prikoraka gola ženska in se začne s kruhovo skorjo drgniti po
pički.
Mož vstane, polije bejbo s škafom vode, gre v kuhinjo, nategne taščo in se
vrne k mizi. Obnemelim prijateljem situacijo razloži takole:
"Poglejte, moja žena je nema. Ko je prišla v kuhinjo mi je rekla: spizdi po
kruh; jaz pa sem ji odgovoril: a ne vidš da lije k iz škafa, jebem ti
mater."
male šale za naše hašišarje
Re: vic
OK, here is the situation for you.....
You are a photo journalist working for a major news source. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is a Major category 5 hurricane unleashing Hell on Miami... There is Death and destruction all around. You are Watching entire houses and cars being swallowed up by the huge flood waters.
Then, All of a sudden you see a man swimming for his life about to be taken down with all the debris.
You inch your way closer and realize the man is GEORGE W. Bush himself!!!
In one hand you could save the president of the United States and be a hero and in the other you could shoot a Pulitzer award winning photo.... Capturing The death of one of the most Powerful politicians of our time. (scroll down)
OK, Now for the Question........
Do you select High Contrast color film or, Do you go with the simplicity of the Classic Black & White??
You are a photo journalist working for a major news source. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is a Major category 5 hurricane unleashing Hell on Miami... There is Death and destruction all around. You are Watching entire houses and cars being swallowed up by the huge flood waters.
Then, All of a sudden you see a man swimming for his life about to be taken down with all the debris.
You inch your way closer and realize the man is GEORGE W. Bush himself!!!
In one hand you could save the president of the United States and be a hero and in the other you could shoot a Pulitzer award winning photo.... Capturing The death of one of the most Powerful politicians of our time. (scroll down)
OK, Now for the Question........
Do you select High Contrast color film or, Do you go with the simplicity of the Classic Black & White??
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!
Re: vic
ČE GRESTE NA JAPONSKO, JE TO OBVEZNO GRADIVO!!
On se šali s vama = Ate Zayebawa
On ne može da ostavi cigarete = Nasugushi Kokopushi
Naši konkurenti su ozbiljni = Onitamo Yebukewu
On ne predstavlja pretnju = Neka Migaduwa
Mislim da smo se izgubili = Yao Kudasada
Trebalo bi kupiti krompir i mleveno meso = Yedemi Semusaka
Prijatno = Malodishi
On je jako dobar muž = Agatura Doyaya
On se toga plaši = Nemamuda
Ocuh = Mamukara
Maceha = Mometati Pushikaru
Svekrva = Wadidushu
Pol muški = Imakitu
Pol ženski = Imapitsu
Homoseksualac = Kituima Kitupushi
Lezbijka = Imapitsu Ocheribu
Nju ne interesuju muškarci = Owariba Nechekara
Imamo ženu za direktora = Namadisha Imapitsu
Gatara = Chiribuchi Riba
On voli gledanje u karte = Ochegata
On ne veruje u vradžbine = Nechegata
Super mi je s njim = Tura Miduboko
On je spavao s njom = Natako Yenakitu
Seks = Kita Upitsu
Želim seks (M) = Nakitu Minayashi
Želim seks (Ž) = Udjimi Upitsu
Analni seks = Kitakara Teudupe
Oralni seks = Aypopu Shimikitu
On se šali s vama = Ate Zayebawa
On ne može da ostavi cigarete = Nasugushi Kokopushi
Naši konkurenti su ozbiljni = Onitamo Yebukewu
On ne predstavlja pretnju = Neka Migaduwa
Mislim da smo se izgubili = Yao Kudasada
Trebalo bi kupiti krompir i mleveno meso = Yedemi Semusaka
Prijatno = Malodishi
On je jako dobar muž = Agatura Doyaya
On se toga plaši = Nemamuda
Ocuh = Mamukara
Maceha = Mometati Pushikaru
Svekrva = Wadidushu
Pol muški = Imakitu
Pol ženski = Imapitsu
Homoseksualac = Kituima Kitupushi
Lezbijka = Imapitsu Ocheribu
Nju ne interesuju muškarci = Owariba Nechekara
Imamo ženu za direktora = Namadisha Imapitsu
Gatara = Chiribuchi Riba
On voli gledanje u karte = Ochegata
On ne veruje u vradžbine = Nechegata
Super mi je s njim = Tura Miduboko
On je spavao s njom = Natako Yenakitu
Seks = Kita Upitsu
Želim seks (M) = Nakitu Minayashi
Želim seks (Ž) = Udjimi Upitsu
Analni seks = Kitakara Teudupe
Oralni seks = Aypopu Shimikitu
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!