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Re: vic
How to get out of a speeding ticket, ahaha!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!
Re: vic
Tip je doživel brodolom in se je znašel na pustem otoku.
Minevali so dnevi in meseci. Dojel je, da ga nihče ne bo rešil.
Začel je graditi nekakšno kolibo in ko je končal, je globoko zaspal...
Ko se je zjutraj prebudil, je nad njim stala plavolasa ženska, prsata, vitka ...
Ona mu reče:
Pridi k meni, sem na drugi strani otoka.
Prišla sta k njej in on vidi: velika hiša, vse urejeno...
Vpraša jo, odkod ji vse to.
Pa vse to sem pobrala z ladje, preden se je potopila. ...
Gresta notri, ona ga dobro nahrani .
Rekla mu je, naj se stušira ... ker ona ima tudi toplo vodo ...
bojler na generator . On se stušira, pride ven, ženska
sname modrček,pa hlačke ... in mu reče:
Sedaj pa ti bom dala tisto, kar čakas ze šest
mesecev ...
Tip pa ji reče:
Pa ne me jeb*t, da imas tudi internet.
alpa tale
Pride gospa po sir in reče dej te mi 10dag tega sira.Vpraša prodajalka a Jošta in ona nazaj reče:nene ništa više.
Pride hčerka do mame pa pravi:"Zakaj je moji sestri ime Zibka? "Mama reče:"Ker sma jo z očetom na zibki naredla." Pa pravi hčerka:"Zakaj pa je moji drugi sestri ime Postelja?" Mama pa:"Ker sma jo z očetom na postelji naredla. Zakaj pa te to zanima Počena gumica?"
Minevali so dnevi in meseci. Dojel je, da ga nihče ne bo rešil.
Začel je graditi nekakšno kolibo in ko je končal, je globoko zaspal...
Ko se je zjutraj prebudil, je nad njim stala plavolasa ženska, prsata, vitka ...
Ona mu reče:
Pridi k meni, sem na drugi strani otoka.
Prišla sta k njej in on vidi: velika hiša, vse urejeno...
Vpraša jo, odkod ji vse to.
Pa vse to sem pobrala z ladje, preden se je potopila. ...
Gresta notri, ona ga dobro nahrani .
Rekla mu je, naj se stušira ... ker ona ima tudi toplo vodo ...
bojler na generator . On se stušira, pride ven, ženska
sname modrček,pa hlačke ... in mu reče:
Sedaj pa ti bom dala tisto, kar čakas ze šest
mesecev ...
Tip pa ji reče:
Pa ne me jeb*t, da imas tudi internet.
alpa tale
Pride gospa po sir in reče dej te mi 10dag tega sira.Vpraša prodajalka a Jošta in ona nazaj reče:nene ništa više.
Pride hčerka do mame pa pravi:"Zakaj je moji sestri ime Zibka? "Mama reče:"Ker sma jo z očetom na zibki naredla." Pa pravi hčerka:"Zakaj pa je moji drugi sestri ime Postelja?" Mama pa:"Ker sma jo z očetom na postelji naredla. Zakaj pa te to zanima Počena gumica?"
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